Pissed Off - a tutorial

How to get the whole family pissed off in just a few easy steps.

1. Get Milla and I to do things just to annoy each other.  
2. Make sure Milla is really annoyed.
3. Milla will run to mum and tell her what happened.
4. I get in trouble for annoying Milla. 
5. Milla gets in trouble for dobbing.  
6. We are half way there... we are both pissed off!
7. Continue to annoy each other because we are pissed off.
8. That makes mum get pissed off.  
9. When mum gets pissed off, it pisses off dad.  
10. Then dad keeps getting pissed off because mum is pissed off at him for no reason.

And there you have it - how to piss off the entire family in 10 easy steps!

Does anyone know how to get the whole family un-pissed-off really quickly?

Love AJ Pickle

PS - luckily this doesn't happen all the time, just every now and then :-)

A Conversation

Dad:  I think that you were asleep when I went to say good night to you last night so I thought I would give you 2 cuddle kisses tonight to make up for it.

Daughter:  That's OK Dad, we all do silly things some times!

Linking up with Sarah for Funny Things Kids Say

German Bread

Every now and then, Milla likes to write down the lyrics to her favourite songs.  Recently it was the song Fireflies that she wrote on a roll of masking tape.   This week the song of choice was the song from the Sound of Music - Do-Re-Mi.

Here is her version of the song...

Dow- a dear a female dear, 

Ray- a drop of golden sun, 

Me- a name I call my self, 

Far- long long way to run, 

So- I need a pulling thread, 

La- a note to follow So, 

Tea- I drink with German bread, 

And that will bring us back to Dow, dow, dow, dow.

I guess she has never seen the lyrics written down and has based her version upon watching the movie once upon a time.  Since the movie is about trying to escape Nazi Germany, it  almost makes sense to have some tea with German bread!

Do you have any song lyrics that you always get wrong?

Oh and if your want to read about other Funny Things Kids Say, click on over to Sarah's blog, Just Me.