Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Pissed Off - a tutorial

How to get the whole family pissed off in just a few easy steps.

  1. Get Milla and I to do things just to annoy each other.  
  2. Make sure Milla is really annoyed.
  3. Milla will run to mum and tell her what happened.
  4. I get in trouble for annoying Milla. 
  5. Milla gets in trouble for dobbing.  
  6. We are half way there... we are both pissed off!
  7. Continue to annoy each other because we are pissed off.
  8. That makes mum get pissed off.  
  9. When mum gets pissed off, it pisses off dad.  
  10. Then dad keeps getting pissed off because mum is pissed off at him for no reason.
And there you have it - how to piss off the entire family in 10 easy steps!

Does anyone know how to get the whole family un-pissed-off really quickly?
Love AJ Pickle

PS - luckily this doesn't happen all the time, just every now and then :-)